1 day ago on August 19, 2014

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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1 day ago on August 19, 2014

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted



1 day ago on August 19, 2014
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno



1 day ago on August 19, 2014
dogshaming:

A for Effort
Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper.

dogshaming:

A for Effort

Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper.



1 day ago on August 19, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]



1 day ago on August 19, 2014
kingatticus:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.

kingatticus:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.



1 day ago on August 19, 2014

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

 
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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)



2 days ago on August 18, 2014


2 days ago on August 18, 2014

renmaxwell:

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

I don’t know how many different posts I’ve seen like this. 

We either have a massive influx of NPH’s or someone needs to find who pissed off the gays and start some SERIOUS reparations.



2 days ago on August 18, 2014

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed



2 days ago on August 18, 2014

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"



2 days ago on August 18, 2014

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix



2 days ago on August 18, 2014

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history



2 days ago on August 18, 2014


2 days ago on August 18, 2014