waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper.
The only acceptable birthday cake
Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.
Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning
The gays are angry
I don’t know how many different posts I’ve seen like this.
We either have a massive influx of NPH’s or someone needs to find who pissed off the gays and start some SERIOUS reparations.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS
Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.
this is an actual room of mirrors.
as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history